-Paulo Coelho (via kvtes)
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
you know tumblrs not an a+ community when you hesitate to post your own opinions on your own personal blog
maybe if ur hesitating to post things because you don’t want people to get mad at your opinions, you have shitty opinions and u know it
that is literally an example of op’s point
who wanna join my clique
Does it have medical benefits?
my clique offers a wide range of benefits including health care, dental, and half-priced Coca-Cola™ products on alternating tuesdays and thursdays
AU: John & Sherlock never meet; they have cats instead.
So here we are, Tom Hiddleston and me, in a boat in the middle of the Serpentine as the sun sets on a lovely autumn evening. He is doing the rowing. ‘Shall we turn the boat around?’ the star of Thor and War Horse says as we reach the bridge. ‘I want to go downstream, show you how fast I can really go!’ It’s almost embarrassingly romantic. If this were a date, I’d probably make my move right about… now. x x
dear board of education,
i am too